Thursday, October 09, 2008

Body Shop Craze = Highway Robbery


CRIME SCENE: BODY SHOP SM Makati

VICTIMS: dessagirl and her little sis, rona




Sisters decided to split this eye cream for 700 pesos: "ang mahal, cge hati nalang tayo.. game!"


dessagirl: wow.. ang ganda naman nito.. dream come true

rona: ate, you want bday gift ko nalang sayo yan?

dessagirl: (teary-eyed) omg! talga???!!! thanks!

sales girl:ma'am, 100 pesos off nalang yan.. last day today ang promo

rona: ha???? cge bilihin ko na..

dessagirl: anung meron sa brush na yan???!!! ginto???


sales girl: ma'am, if you buy a total of 3500 pesos, you get this bag for FREE


AND! it comes with these stuff inside:



rona: wow! ok, how much more do we need?


sales girl: 500. ma'am, mag pa member kayo, you get eck eck discount



you get this 500 pesos worth of "welcome" gifts for free



rona: wow! cge mag papa member ako..


but wait! there's more... you get 10% off your strawberry set..



rona: so magkano pa? ma'am 75 pesos pa..


thus.. this lip balm




dessagirl and rona went out of body shop feeling like nanoys..



next time you visit that shop BEWARE!!!

9 comments:

goldi said...

Hahaha! Funny! Ang kulet =p.

Na-sales talk kayo ng mga sales lady ah =D. but those stuffs look good.

dessa girl said...

naku goldi.. super..

pero super happy rin ako sa binili namin.. sabi ni pastor tama na daw ang mga spending eck eck namin..

uh-oh...

Aileen said...

hahaha natawa ako sa kwento mo. classic! :-D

dessa girl said...

feeling uto-uto talga kami nun.. pero hafi sa stuff namin.. mweheheh!

FollenKollen said...

hahaha.. nakaka relate ako sa ganyan :P promise :P

dessa girl said...

apir!

jackyv said...

grabe dami nyo nabili,,hahahhaa =)

dessa girl said...

hoarding!

naomi said...

i'm not sure sino ang happier...kung kayo o yung sales lady. hahaha in fairness, magaling siya. hehehe

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